Drabbles?

Hi, I'm BORED STUPID. I can't manage being upright for more than an hour at a stretch before I go "...lying down now" (yay, side effects) and need to be distracted, especially since the Magic 5% of common sense that saves me from being a complete idiot is telling me I need to stay home tomorrow (I went out to buy groceries, and it was a MISTAKE; I should have ordered another pizza and had the food come to me).

So! Because I can't manage anything that requires "upright" and all of my big fic projects require more thinking than me headachey brain (yay, side effects) can manage but I'm also, yeah, BORED STUPID, one comment drabbles! (I have a laptop, which is why I'm online at all--it goes into the bed with me. :D )

Give me a prompt and I'll write a one-comment drabble.* Any fandom or 'verse I've written for is OK (I'll even entertain crossovers XD ). It will ONLY be one comment, though, even if I have to beat it with a stick.

So, yeah. Give me something to amuse myself with. I will also cheerfully accept drabbles people write for me, because yeah, I am down for the count.

* Until I get tired and have to stop. Which may be at any moment.

ETA:

Drabble One: Love Advice (FF7, TTYNKAP: Jie, Reno, Auntie Qian. Prompt: First heartbreak from love and Auntie Qian dispenses her advice on the matter) [LJ]

Drabble Two: Sage Advice (FF7:CC, Sephiroth and Genesis. Prompt: Boots, "keep them on".) [LJ]

Drabble Three: Accessory Advice (FF7: Tifa and Aerith. Prompt: Aeris and Tifa discuss Cloud.)

Drabble Four: General Advice (FF7, Puppyverse: Cloud and Sephiroth. Prompt: Seph helping Cloud out so he can get into SOLDIER) [LJ]

Drabble Five: Naming Advice (FF12/KH: Cid and Balthier. Prompt: the best way to name airships.)

Drabble Six: Play Advice (FF7, HC!verse: Zack and Marlene. Prompt: Zack is a big dork who plays Power Rangers.)

Drabble Seven: Health Advice (FF7:CC: Zack and Sephiroth. Prompt: Recuperation)

Drabble Eight: Life Advice (FF7, Puppyverse: Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud. Prompt: Zack decides that he and Cloud need to take Sephiroth out to do something normal, possibly without actually informing either of them before hand.)

Comments

*sing-songy voice* Be careful what you ask for~

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"Aerith...um, can I talk to you?" Tifa said, her voice hesitant.

"Sure," Aerith said, frowning slightly in concern at Tifa's hesitancy and how nervous Tifa looked. She couldn't imagine what would make Tifa look like she was steeling herself up the way she was.

"It's...about Cloud," she said, and suddenly Aerith had a pretty good idea of why Tifa looked so much like she was biting a bullet. Aerith had thought they'd already cleared things up, but...well, it would be a lie to say that Tifa had no reason to wonder about Aerith and Cloud.

"OK," Aerith said, wondering how this was going to play out, when Tifa took a deep breath and "Whose idea was it for Cloud to dress up like a girl?" came out.

Aerith blinked. "What?" she said, caught slightly by surprise.

"Whose idea was it?"

"It was mine," Aerith said, smiling faintly. "He did make a very cute girl."

Tifa blushed slightly.

"What brought this on, all of a sudden?"

Tifa shuffled her feet. "It's just...OK, right before the Plate fell, we were all running around getting supplies and...um...it's just..."

"Just...?" Aerith prompted gently, when Tifa seemed to loose steam.

"We went near the Honeybee and, um...these guys, they, um...they were talking about Cloud and his, um...hobbies," she said. "Anthenwonnavemkissim."

"What?" Aerith said again. "I'm sorry, can you say that again?"

"And then one of the men KISSED HIM!" Tifa said, her face falling. "And...OK, how did he get those lacy, um, y'know that he took off when he changed out of the dress? I saw them, Aerith! Is Cloud...is he...?" she started, then faltered.

Aerith burst into giggles. "He was very determined to do what it took to save you," she said, once she could almost keep a straight face. "And he's not one for doing things halfway. So don't worry. I'm sure he likes girls, too."

"...Too?" Tifa said, her voice wavering slightly and eyes wide.

"And if nothing else," Aerith said thoughtfully, "I'm sure he'll be able to give great tips on accessorizing now. He did do his research, after all," she said, and burst into giggles once more.
Be careful of what? YOU DELIVERED EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED.

Why, Tifa, you should be glad Cloud wore lacy underpants for you. XDDDDDDD

(the "too" is a great touch, btw XD)
Hee hee hee, glad you liked it!

And there was no WAY that I could let Cloud get away from the whole "got smooched by another man" thing in the game. >XDDDDD

And Tifa should be happy that Cloud cares that much. >XDDDDDDD
Oh GODS, Aerith, you are evil and we love you for it very much
*giggle* It was just too easy; it was a moral imperative. She had to. >XD