Hi, I'm BORED STUPID. I can't manage being upright for more than an hour at a stretch before I go "...lying down now" (yay, side effects) and need to be distracted, especially since the Magic 5% of common sense that saves me from being a complete idiot is telling me I need to stay home tomorrow (I went out to buy groceries, and it was a MISTAKE; I should have ordered another pizza and had the food come to me).

So! Because I can't manage anything that requires "upright" and all of my big fic projects require more thinking than me headachey brain (yay, side effects) can manage but I'm also, yeah, BORED STUPID, one comment drabbles! (I have a laptop, which is why I'm online at all--it goes into the bed with me. :D )

Give me a prompt and I'll write a one-comment drabble.* Any fandom or 'verse I've written for is OK (I'll even entertain crossovers XD ). It will ONLY be one comment, though, even if I have to beat it with a stick.

So, yeah. Give me something to amuse myself with. I will also cheerfully accept drabbles people write for me, because yeah, I am down for the count.

* Until I get tired and have to stop. Which may be at any moment.


Drabble One: Love Advice (FF7, TTYNKAP: Jie, Reno, Auntie Qian. Prompt: First heartbreak from love and Auntie Qian dispenses her advice on the matter) [LJ]

Drabble Two: Sage Advice (FF7:CC, Sephiroth and Genesis. Prompt: Boots, "keep them on".) [LJ]

Drabble Three: Accessory Advice (FF7: Tifa and Aerith. Prompt: Aeris and Tifa discuss Cloud.)

Drabble Four: General Advice (FF7, Puppyverse: Cloud and Sephiroth. Prompt: Seph helping Cloud out so he can get into SOLDIER) [LJ]

Drabble Five: Naming Advice (FF12/KH: Cid and Balthier. Prompt: the best way to name airships.)

Drabble Six: Play Advice (FF7, HC!verse: Zack and Marlene. Prompt: Zack is a big dork who plays Power Rangers.)

Drabble Seven: Health Advice (FF7:CC: Zack and Sephiroth. Prompt: Recuperation)

Drabble Eight: Life Advice (FF7, Puppyverse: Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud. Prompt: Zack decides that he and Cloud need to take Sephiroth out to do something normal, possibly without actually informing either of them before hand.)


heh--I twitch at Power Rangers, but let's go with Iraira-man! This is HC!verse, just 'cause. XD


"No, no, no!" Zack said, shaking his head. "It's like this!" he said, and struck a pose. "See? Your fingers have to be like this!" he said, and held his hand out.

Marlene shook her head. "Zaaaack, that's the Iraira-beam hand position! The Iraira Attack position is like this!" she said, and put her fingers into a slightly different arrangement.

"Nuh-unnn, that's the Iraira Transform position," Zack said, and did the Iraira Transform pose.

"Oh, yeah!" Marlene said, her eyes going wide. Then she grinned and they both yelled, "IRAIRA TRANSFOOOOOOOOOOORM!!" at the same time, striking identical poses, and from the second floor, they heard Tifa yell, "Cloud, NO, put down the Thundaga right now--!"

There was the sound of someone running down the stairs, and Zack and Marlene looked at each other with wide eyes.

"...IRAIRA ESCAPE!" Zack yelled, picked up Marlene and the TV, and ran.
Eeeeeeheeheeheemarryme. ^_____^ *glomps!*
*giggle* Alas, that's still illegal in our respective states. XD
.......Live in sin, then? :D
Oh, you temptress, you!