Wii Fit Challenge~: Lord, but I cuss a lot. XD
Exercise time: 1 hr
Calories burned: 293
BMI: 29.44
Feels like: shooooooooooower~
Is it bad that my reaction to the trainer is often, "Fuck you!"? She said, "Mou sukoshi gambarimashou!" ("Try just a little bit harder!") to an exercise that made my calves want to die, and I immediately went, "Yeah, fuck you! :D"
And a lot of "...NO," too. Like when she says, "Koe wo dashite!" (Use your voice[to count]!" I go, "...NO!" and keep concentrating on not falling on my face. XD
Also, I'm wondering how it is that you can hit over 100% doing something--I hit 136% trying the longer running course. Mind you, I did spend most of that going, "Negro, move your ass!" to the (Black) Mii I was chasing after it. "Move it like cops are after you, woman!" She was seriously moving at snail's pace at times and I almost had to stop to make sure I didn't pass her. XD
There was also a lot of cussin' when I was doing the happy fun step dance thing--mainly of the "Oh, fuck you, that was perfect!" variety.
And for all my cussin', I was laughing my head off when I wasn't wanting to die, even laughing at my own mistakes a lot of the time. And there was a lot of wanting to die at points, which is why I ended up going over my "try to lose 263 calories a day!" thing the Wii first told me--there was a lot of me going, "Let's challenge!" since my English has gone to shit, and me trying the longer exercises I had unlocked.
I also tried the one that killed me before, and just like before, got a 0. That one can bite me. But I do think a big part of the problem is the balance board is too short and too hard--my arms are too long for it, and it's really uncomfortable for me to rest on my forearms on it because of that and because it's hard. Next time I try it, I'll put a towel over it or something. Or tell that exercise to fuck right on off. XD;;;
And oddly enough, after an hour, I'm full of energy. Part of me wants to do more, but another part of me is going, "SHOOOOWER, I WANT A SHOWER!!" and it's winning, because I am sweaty and gross. XD
So on that note, yeah, it is shower time~.
Calories burned: 293
BMI: 29.44
Feels like: shooooooooooower~
Is it bad that my reaction to the trainer is often, "Fuck you!"? She said, "Mou sukoshi gambarimashou!" ("Try just a little bit harder!") to an exercise that made my calves want to die, and I immediately went, "Yeah, fuck you! :D"
And a lot of "...NO," too. Like when she says, "Koe wo dashite!" (Use your voice[to count]!" I go, "...NO!" and keep concentrating on not falling on my face. XD
Also, I'm wondering how it is that you can hit over 100% doing something--I hit 136% trying the longer running course. Mind you, I did spend most of that going, "Negro, move your ass!" to the (Black) Mii I was chasing after it. "Move it like cops are after you, woman!" She was seriously moving at snail's pace at times and I almost had to stop to make sure I didn't pass her. XD
There was also a lot of cussin' when I was doing the happy fun step dance thing--mainly of the "Oh, fuck you, that was perfect!" variety.
And for all my cussin', I was laughing my head off when I wasn't wanting to die, even laughing at my own mistakes a lot of the time. And there was a lot of wanting to die at points, which is why I ended up going over my "try to lose 263 calories a day!" thing the Wii first told me--there was a lot of me going, "Let's challenge!" since my English has gone to shit, and me trying the longer exercises I had unlocked.
I also tried the one that killed me before, and just like before, got a 0. That one can bite me. But I do think a big part of the problem is the balance board is too short and too hard--my arms are too long for it, and it's really uncomfortable for me to rest on my forearms on it because of that and because it's hard. Next time I try it, I'll put a towel over it or something. Or tell that exercise to fuck right on off. XD;;;
And oddly enough, after an hour, I'm full of energy. Part of me wants to do more, but another part of me is going, "SHOOOOWER, I WANT A SHOWER!!" and it's winning, because I am sweaty and gross. XD
So on that note, yeah, it is shower time~.
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