Yay, genking drabble challenges!

This is genked from raisedbymoogles:

Give me an AU from any of my fandoms, and I'll write you a short scene from it. Basically, like the in medias res thing I did a while back, where you get a snippit, not a whole story. :D

1. Kingdom Hearts, everyone genderswitched - Schaden-something

2. Fae!FFVII - The Poet and the Warrior (livejournal)

3. FF7, literal puppyverse? kemonomimi & fluffy tails & all - The Other Problem with Puppies

4. FF7, high school AU! - Detention Duty (dreamwidth)

5. FF7 characters as dragon riders - Out of the Frying Pan
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Kingdom Hearts, everyone genderswitched. (Donald still runs around bare-assed.)
*dies* I've only played half of one game, and that was four years ago, so...


"Oh my god," Sora said, as soon as they could stop running, and clutched at his--her--chest. "OWW. How do girls run with these things?" he--she--gasped out. The sooner they were done with this world, the better. This place was weird, and there were no men, so all of them had found themselves...missing bits, but with...extra bits instead, and Sora wondered why it was he managed to have the biggest set of extra bits of any of them when he was the youngest.

Yeah, OK, they had been, um...fun that first day, but now that he was having to run around, he wanted them gone already.

Donald laughed at him. "I'm glad I'm a duck!" he said cheerfully, and Sora vaguely remembered a word Riku had taught him, schaden-something. Pleasure in other people's pain.

"Oh, yeah?" Sora said smugly. "What about that egg you laid this morning?"

Donald started spluttering, and Sora could almost forget how much his chest hurt.
Bwahahaha. Yes, Sora, I feel your pain. XD

*also, is suddenly hungry for an omlette*
howsabout literal puppyverse? kemonomimi & fluffy tails & all? :D
hee hee, OK, you asked... Puppyverse puppyverse. XD


"Hide me!" Zack wailed as soon as he saw Cloud. Cloud's eyes went wide.

"Wha--?" Cloud managed. That was as far as he got before Zack grabbed him by the arm as he ran by. "Zack, what are you--let me--!" he spluttered as Zack beelined for a door.

Zack yelled, "C'mon, c'mon, open!" at the door, while looking furtively at the elevators. The door opened, and Zack ran in, still dragging Cloud behind him.

"Zack!" Cloud finally yelled.

Zack whimpered, but kept right on making his way for an exit at top speed, Cloud struggling behind him, and didn't stop until they made it out of the ShinRa building. "It's Sephiroth. He's got flea powder!" Zack said mournfully, his tail tucked between his legs, and he took a second to scratch just as mournfully at his ears.
pfffft ahahahaha heeeeee. :D Poor flea-scratchy puppyZack! (At least he's not a kittyZack, in which case I'd have to say poor Sephiroth, because dogs getting unpleasant treatment pretty much just look at you like the most horrible person ever. Cats? Cats fight back. XDDDD)
*snerk* Poor Zack indeed, because Cloud is not going to be sympathetic. XD CLoud's gonna be like, "You've got fleas?!" and do his best to drag back Zack towards the flea powder, all the while grousing that Zck had better not have given him fleas. XDDDD

Hee hee--Seph would just hit him with Sleep if he was a kitty!Zack, and learning the hard way that first time. >XDDDDDD
You know, we have this flea and tick shampoo at the animal hospital that works really well... :D?
But but but that would involve the B-word, which would be even *worse*, surely?
Honestly, you're not going to escape with copious amounts of Sad Puppy Face no matter what you do.
Hmm, have you watched How to train your Dragon yet? (Should be out in Japan already, as Hikku to Doragon) Because if you have, then I want FF7 AU taking place in Dragon!verse.

If you haven't, well, let's have FF7 characters as dragon riders anyway. :D
Heh heh, I live under a rock and have no idea what "How to Train Your Dragon" is, so, heh. Dragons. ^^;;


Angeal reached up and laid a steadying hand on the dragon's flank. "Easy now, boy. Calm down. I said calm--never mind," he said, shaking his head and just focusing on trying to settle the rather angry red dragon that was almost ready to start spitting fire. "It's all right now, Gen; no need to get all ornery," he said, biting back a smile. "It's a learning experience, OK?" he said, and was rewarded with a plume of warning smoke erupting from Gen's mouth.

"...Y'know what, maybe I'll go see if I can train on Sephiroth instead," Zack said, his eyes wide, and apparently, he said the exact wrong thing, because that was when Genesis really started snorting out flames.
IT'S A MOVIE WATCH IT WATCH IT WATCH IT few characters have managed to be so adorkable and so badass at the same time as the main kid on this one. Also, the girls are fucking awesome. The adults not only manage to NOT piss me off (rare thing in a PG movie), they're also awesome, believable people, and totally badass actually I don't think there's a character in this movie who's not badass) And vikings. Vikings and dragons being awesome against each other. The ending hit me like a brick. I haven't gushed about a movie in my life as much as I'm gushing about this one. Not even anything from Disney. That's how seriously I'm in love with this.

Also, 98% on rotten tomatoes. Not making this up.

http://www.hic-dragon.jp/ - the official japanese page.

On to the fic: what. Genesis. As a dragon. DID NOT SEE THIS COMING. Now I have the mental image of him as a Monstrous Nightmare should have pic of one on the site linked above. And of course he'd hate to be overshadowed by that albino lizard, but it's his fault for being so antisocial - am I right, Genesis? Be more amiable next time, and maybe people won't be comparing the two of you. *tut tut*
Movies are waaaaaay too expensive in Japan, but I'll put it on my "rent the DVD" list. :D

And hee hee, Gen as a dragon. A foul-tempered dragon that massively plays favorites. >:D And for some reason, I'm envisioning Seph as a dragon who breathes super cold frost or water instead of fire, so the two of them really cause destruction when they get into it. XD Or Seph puts out the fires Gen causes and then gives him a look before turning his back on him.

...The dragonriders have all learned not to ever stable them near each other.
Aww, too bad. I didn't get to watch it in 3D, but everyone I know who did says the 3D was Avatar-level amazing.
There is a very good camrip going around the internet, though, if you decide you don't want to wait for the DVD. :D