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Sep. 7th, 2009

[fic] The Practicalities of Life

Title: The Practicalities of Life
Author: joudama
Fandom: FF7
Rating: G
Word count: 580ish
Prop Used: Bubble gum
Warnings: None
Summary: Why peanut butter can be your friend and save you from paperwork.
AN: Written for propfiction on DW

The Practicalities of Life )

Aug. 13th, 2009

[fic] Beating the Heat

Title: Beating the Heat
Fandom: Final Fantasy 7: CC
Rating: G
Word count: @900
Summary: Angeal really hates summer in Midgar.
Author's Notes: Tee-hee, ficlet time! This is based of something I did on [info]raisedbymoogles's journal, but greatly expanded because, heh, why not? >XD

Oh, and 34 degrees is about 93F. I think in Celsius now, so. ^^;;

Beating the Heat. )
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Jul. 22nd, 2009

[fic] Cooking With Zack

Title: Cooking With Zack
Fandom: Final Fantasy 7 (AC AU)
Rating: G
Word count: 1780ish
Summary: Well, someone has to cook when Tifa can't.
Author's Notes: This was a one-comment (in theory) b-day present for [info]chibirisuchan, and she asked me to post it on my journal as a fic so she could link to it. I (greatly) expanded this from the original, since I figured, "Hey, if I'm gonna post it, I'll do it right and fix some stuff and expand it a bit." It's now four pages. ^^;

And my language geekery comes out again, with Cloud lapsing into his native Nibelheim dialect for a bit. There's also a reason why I chose the kind of food mentioned in this; it's something I've played around with for puppyverse and will go into detail about later. *waves Overthinkers Club flag and grins an evil grin* Overthinkiners Unite! XD

This is a Harrow Children happy-ending!verse fic, btw, and takes place after the fic. ;)

Cooking With Zack. )
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Jul. 2nd, 2009

[fic] In This Together: A Series of Firsts

Title: A Series of Firsts
Fandom: Final Fantasy 7 (Crisis Core)
Rating: G
Word count: 4300ish
Summary: As long as they were together, she figured everything would be fine.
Author's Notes. )

A Series of Firsts. )
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Jun. 30th, 2009

[fic] Stranger in Midgar

Title: Stranger in Midgar
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII (between the end of the game and AC)
Character/Pairing: Rufus Shinra
Rating: PG
Word Count: 924
A/N: I...had a rather hard time trying to figure out who to write this for, but when it came, oh boy, did it ever come. And this is technically early, but oh, well.
Music Prompt: Michael Jackson - Stranger in Moscow
Summary: Take my name but just let me be.

Stranger in Midgar
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May. 4th, 2009

[fic] Harrow Children: Prologue (revised)

I should have the revision for part one up in a day or so; I won't repost it, just edit the fic and add a notice that it's been changed. :)

Title: Harrow Children
Author: joudama
Fandom: FF7 (Advent Children)
Rating: PG to R, worksafe
Warnings: AU. Also, epic.
Word count: 750ish
Status: 1/5
Summary: The line between the quick and the dead is thin and blurred, and some fragments of memories live on past death.
Prompt: Zack lives!Advent Children AU.
A/N: Blame [info]chibirisuchan for this. It's all her fault.

The rest of the notes. )


Prologue )

Part the First
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Apr. 19th, 2009


Hi, I'm BORED STUPID. I can't manage being upright for more than an hour at a stretch before I go "...lying down now" (yay, side effects) and need to be distracted, especially since the Magic 5% of common sense that saves me from being a complete idiot is telling me I need to stay home tomorrow (I went out to buy groceries, and it was a MISTAKE; I should have ordered another pizza and had the food come to me).

So! Because I can't manage anything that requires "upright" and all of my big fic projects require more thinking than me headachey brain (yay, side effects) can manage but I'm also, yeah, BORED STUPID, one comment drabbles! (I have a laptop, which is why I'm online at all--it goes into the bed with me. :D )

Give me a prompt and I'll write a one-comment drabble.* Any fandom or 'verse I've written for is OK (I'll even entertain crossovers XD ). It will ONLY be one comment, though, even if I have to beat it with a stick.

So, yeah. Give me something to amuse myself with. I will also cheerfully accept drabbles people write for me, because yeah, I am down for the count.

* Until I get tired and have to stop. Which may be at any moment.


Drabble One: Love Advice (FF7, TTYNKAP: Jie, Reno, Auntie Qian. Prompt: First heartbreak from love and Auntie Qian dispenses her advice on the matter) [LJ]

Drabble Two: Sage Advice (FF7:CC, Sephiroth and Genesis. Prompt: Boots, "keep them on".) [LJ]

Drabble Three: Accessory Advice (FF7: Tifa and Aerith. Prompt: Aeris and Tifa discuss Cloud.)

Drabble Four: General Advice (FF7, Puppyverse: Cloud and Sephiroth. Prompt: Seph helping Cloud out so he can get into SOLDIER) [LJ]

Drabble Five: Naming Advice (FF12/KH: Cid and Balthier. Prompt: the best way to name airships.)

Drabble Six: Play Advice (FF7, HC!verse: Zack and Marlene. Prompt: Zack is a big dork who plays Power Rangers.)

Drabble Seven: Health Advice (FF7:CC: Zack and Sephiroth. Prompt: Recuperation)

Drabble Eight: Life Advice (FF7, Puppyverse: Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud. Prompt: Zack decides that he and Cloud need to take Sephiroth out to do something normal, possibly without actually informing either of them before hand.)

Mar. 29th, 2009

[fic] A Hope in Hell, pt 3 & 4

Title: A Hope in Hell
Author: joudama
Fandom: FF7/The King and the Clown
Status: 3&4/6
Rating: R (themes, hints of canon m/m from The King and the Clown)
Word count: 13300+
Prompt: Angeal and Gong-gil with the title "A Hope in Hell"
A\N: exploded in length, omfg. It took two posts. x_x

Part Three

Part Four
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Mar. 15th, 2009

[fic] The Things You Never Knew About People - Roadtrip (9/12) pt 2

Title: The Things You Never Knew About People - Roadtrip, pt 2
Status: 9/12 (plus two epilogues)
Fandom: FF7
Rating: PG
Summary: Oh, I just told them to fuck their moms.
A/N: This was too long to be one post, oh man.

Part One

Roadtrip, pt 2 )

[fic] The Things You Never Knew About People - Roadtrip (9/12) pt 1

Title: The Things You Never Knew About People - Roadtrip
Status: 9/12 (plus two epilogues)
Fandom: FF7
Rating: PG
Word count: 14700-ish
Summary: Oh, I just told them to fuck their moms.
A/N: Look at me; I'm making up shit on the Wutai continent! XD Also, "Visgradian (Standard)" is English (I went back to edit the earlier chapters to retcon that in)--as I'm doing more with Gaia, I'm filling in pieces of things, like the way I've shamelessly made up stuff on Wutai. One of those things was naming the continents on Gaia, and Visgrad is the continent that Midgar is on. It comes from a mix of "Asgard" and "Visgrid," the plain where the battle before Ragnorak occurs. :D I won't touch much on it in this fic, but it has and will show up in other series and stories that I'm working on now--internal consistency FTW.

As for Wutai, here's what I made up for this fic, and it's also internal canon for all my fic. :D There are five provinces in Wutai, thus the 'Wu' in 'Wutai'--it's 'five' in Chinese (and I spent a LOT of time on the Chinese wiki, yo). The 'wu' in 'wuzi', however, is a different 'wu' character, and it's like 'hanzi', where the 'han' refers to the Han Chinese. The 'wu' refers to the Wu people. Also, the 'wu' for the Wu clan is a different character. Don't think about it too hard. >XD;; But the big thing for this fic is the locations. I researched, yo. I'm not gonna spill out everything, but any of y'all interested, you can either wait for the Author's Notes Ultimania on names, which will come out when chapter 10 is done...or do a search on Diyu and Taohuayuan (Táohūayuán). :D

Oh, and I'd advise going back and reading chapter 7, just because this takes off right where Chapter 7 ended.

...oh, god, now I have to write chapter ten. D:

Chapter 9 - Roadtrip, part 1 )

Part 2

Feb. 28th, 2009

[fic] Puppyverse: Pavlov's Dog

Title: Pavlov's Dog
Fandom: FF7 AU
Rating: G
Status: 2/?!
Warnings: Bodily fluids, and not of the happy fun kind.
Word count: ~6500
Summary: In which Sephiroth develops something of a conditioned response.
A/N: This is an AU based off of *buries face in hands* "The Problem With Puppies." You have to have read that before you get this, but short version, Nibelheim doesn't happen because of...well, you'll see. OH GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! ...somehow, I blame [info]chibirisuchan for this. Because it is always her fault. Always. >XD And this is a wee bit truncated, I admit that upfront--it hit 16 pages and I figured that was enough. ^^;;

Pavlov's Puppy )

Feb. 6th, 2009

[fic] Deadly Sweet Mother

Title: Deadly Sweet Mother
Author: joudama
Fandom: FF7
Warnings: Child abuse of the Bad Touch variety. x_x
Word count: 1900ish
Summary: Deadly sweet mother, with hatred, nausea blooms.
A\N: ...I hate my brain. ;_; Anything inspired by the fucked-up version of Dir en Grey's "embryo" is not going to be a happy, functional story. If I never write another fic like this, GOOD. I disturbed myself with this.

Oh, and "Chímaira" references a fic I did recently, "The Griffin and the Chimera." I also made up names for Genesis' parents. Pillaging Greek mythology FTW.

And I'd like booze now.

Deadly Sweet Mother )
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Feb. 1st, 2009

[fic] The Griffin and the Chimera

Title: The Griffin and the Chimera
Author: joudama
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core
Rating: work-safe
Warnings: None
Word Count: 850ish
Prompt: Angeal/Genesis: Wings – This was the first time he saw them.
Summary: One was divine, chosen of the gods; one was an abomination, made not by the hands of gods
A/N: ...for once, I don't actually have anything big and wordy to say. Wow. XD;; Actually, I thought of something: I am SO not an epic poet, and I'm sure any and all classicists out there weep for what I've done to mythology. I'm just following Squeenix's example, yo--shameless pillaging of imagery. ^^;;;

The Griffin and the Chimera.

Jan. 23rd, 2009

(fic) A Hope in Hell, pt 2

Title: A Hope in Hell
Author: joudama
Fandom: FF7/The King and the Clown
Status: 2/4 (~This is the fic that never ends, 'cause it goes on and on my friends...~)
Rating: worksafe, but PG to R just for themes. There are hints of canon m/m from The King and the Clown.
Word count: +6700
Prompt: Angeal and Gong-gil with the title, "A Hope in Hell"

A Hope in Hell, pt 2
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Jan. 11th, 2009

fic: A Hope in Hell (pt 1)

Title: A Hope in Hell
Fandom: FF7/The King and the Clown
Status: 1/3 (Broken up so I could have at least half of it out in time for [info]no_true_pair; the second half will come in a week or so, because the 'epilogue' third part is for a prompt the last week.)
Rating: worksafe, but PG to R just for themes. There are hints of m/m from The King and the Clown.
Word count: 8100+
Prompt: Angeal and Gong-gil with the title, "A Hope in Hell"

A Hope in Hell

...y'all have no IDEA how hard it is not to make this internal canon, just because of how much this is so digging around inside Angeal's brain and motivations. NO IDEA.
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Jan. 8th, 2009

fic: O Come Sweet Death

Title: O Come Sweet Death
Fandom: FF7/Yami no Matsuei
Rating: worksafe
Word count: 100
Prompt: Tsuzuki and Genesis: "Who do you think you are?"
A/N: And AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, fina-fuckin'-lly is all I have to say.

"Who do you think you are?"
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Dec. 7th, 2008

In This Together masterlist

Title: In This Together
Fandom: FF7: Crisis Core
Warnings: m/m
Status: WIP, 15 fic total, in theory
Summary: Once upon a time, there were two boys from Banora.
A/N: *throws hands in the air* I don't even know where this came from. I blame Genesis, Cockroach of ShinRa.

1. A Series of Firsts - As long as they were together, she figured, everything would be fine.
2. Temper Tantrums and Breaking Pencils - In the end, Genesis won, but a project will always be a project.
3. Deadly Sweet Mother - With hatred, nausea blooms.
4. Make It Up - One day, he'd make it up to him.
5. Something to Prove - This was all his fault. None of it was his fault.
6. On the Road - It's not just me; we're a stubborn pair.
7. Letters Home - Well, he said he'd write.
8. The Scorched-Earth Policy - There were some sounds that Sephiroth never wanted to hear. Ever.
9. Follow the Leader - Angeal really regrets letting Genesis have the keys when they appropriated that Wutai truck. (BONUS AU OMAKE!!1!)
10. ??? ahaha.
11. Three's a Crowd - Two is Company, but three, well, you know what they say about that.
12. Break It Down - You have to just break it up and break it down, because you can't go back.
13. Over the Edge - You've had your fun you don't get well no more.
14. Going It Alone - Sometimes you just have to go it alone.
15. Banora Is Burning - Like mother, like son.

Nov. 19th, 2008

[fic] Bricks at the Devil

Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: worksafe
Warnings: ...Yuffie. GAH.
Word count: 1,240
Summary: Don't show your tears to your oppressors; don't show your tears.
Author's Notes. )

Bricks at the Devil )
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Nov. 10th, 2008

What was that about no urge to write? XD

I had this idea while I was taking a shower, and decided to throw it out to y'all for prompts.

Give me a character (or characters), a season, and an adjective or sign of the season (ie, for winter, hot chocolate), and I'll write you a drabble or a fic, depending on how it goes.

ie: Fran, winter, cold (because the reason this was floating in my head was from watching Fran run around in the snow in her thong and thinking, "She must be freezing."

Spring: When a thing is wick, it has a life about it.
1. Cloud, thaw: The Thawwind
2. Zack, blackflies: Bug Lure
3. Fran, "the first one to make a ' bunnies' joke will not live long enough to regret it": Mating Season

Summer: Fish are jumpin', and the cotton is high.
1. Zack, swimsuits
2. Zack (and/or Loz?), frisbee

Autumn: Thank you so much, for allowing me to have the beauty of the Autumn.
1. Zack, Angeal, harvest moon: Red Moon (lj)
2. Sephiroth, meditation over tea: Busadou [武茶道] (Bonus: audio version
3. Sephiroth and Lazard, scarves

Winter: Snow can wait, I forgot my mittens...
1. Sephiroth, storm: The Road North (lj)
2. degenerating!Genesis, camouflage: ~Always Look On the Bright Side of Life!~
3. Middish!Angeal, not going home for the holidays: ShinRa Policy 109.B (lj)

Bonus! Anyone who can name all of the song lyrics here gets a fic. I will even attempt pr0n if someone can name ALL FOUR. >XD [info]chibirisuchan with her l33t google skills found all four, including the one that's a translation from a Jay Chou song. So she gets a fic, and I'm doomed, because HC, Puppyverse, and the impending KH/FF12/FF:Tactics ficverse attacking me are all HER doing. DOOMED.
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Nov. 2nd, 2008

[fic] In This Together (pt 3) - On the Road

I was going to wait until the day before the election to post this because I knew I'd need a distraction, but I know the day before the election I'm going to be twitching and gnawing at things and drinking. So I'm posting it now. ^^;;

Title: In This Together: On the Road
Author: joudama
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core
Rating: worksafe
Warnings: hints of m/m; pretty much pointless teenboy fluff
Word count: 3,270
Summary: It's not just me/We're a stubborn pair.
A/N: More teenage!Angeal and Gen. I had to do it; I wrote two fic with them as teenboys for [info]areyougame ("Make It Up" and "Something to Prove"), and I have this thing where I like the number three. So. >XD All three of them are standalone fics, but they just fit well together. Also, when the hell did these two become the pairing I write the most?! I kind of hate Genesis. *stomps on the Cockroach of ShinRa*

Also, god have mercy on my soul, I kind of want to keep GOING with this. I have ideas, and ones I can't shoehorn into Puppyverse. D: (my free time! ...ahem.)

Song Prompt: Soler - 惹我 [Je Ngo - Provoke Me]/堅持 [Jian1 chi2 - Insistence] (both)

On the Road
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