Sep. 7th, 2009

[fic] The Practicalities of Life

Title: The Practicalities of Life
Author: joudama
Fandom: FF7
Rating: G
Word count: 580ish
Prop Used: Bubble gum
Warnings: None
Summary: Why peanut butter can be your friend and save you from paperwork.
AN: Written for propfiction on DW

The Practicalities of Life )

Aug. 13th, 2009

[fic] Beating the Heat

Title: Beating the Heat
Fandom: Final Fantasy 7: CC
Rating: G
Word count: @900
Summary: Angeal really hates summer in Midgar.
Author's Notes: Tee-hee, ficlet time! This is based of something I did on [info]raisedbymoogles's journal, but greatly expanded because, heh, why not? >XD

Oh, and 34 degrees is about 93F. I think in Celsius now, so. ^^;;

Beating the Heat. )
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Sep. 18th, 2008

The most awesome wrong ever.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Quantum Leap and Les Miserables.
The story should use an orgy as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

*rubs hands together* I'm going to hell!


Dr. Sam Beckett had no idea how he had gotten into this.

This is not to say that he had never leapt into a musical before--he had. Man of La Mancha. He could still belt out 'I am I, Don Quixote, the Man of La Mancha! My destiny calls and I go~!" even if from time to time the irony of it all hit him so hard it almost made him want to sob. Other times, it gave him a kind of strength; even if he was tilting at windmills, he was still on the path of the righteous, putting right what had once gone wrong.

So while leaping into Les Mis was new, he'd been in a musical before, and he knew the craziness that went on backstage.

This was...something else, though. The entire cast was...

"C'mon, Cosette. Give Papa a kiss," the guy playing Valjean said with a lascivious grin, and grabbed Sam by the wrist.

...I am SO doing more of these when I'm not at work. >XDDDDD

Apr. 14th, 2008

[fic] The Best Laid Plans (ff7)

Title: The Best Laid Plans
Author: joudama
Fandom: FF7
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crackilicious! And brain-breaking! Also, involves things that should never be done to books. Ever. *cackles manically* Seph is my new chew toy now, I think.
Word count: 1,599
Summary: Even Sephiroth wants Genesis to shut up about "Loveless."
A/N: This sprang from a chat with a friend where we were talking about Genesis and that damned book, and I bunnied myself. >XD ...I love you, Gackt. *kissieface*


The Best Laid Plans )
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Feb. 10th, 2008

The Conbiniverse Master List

When drabbles go WRONG, yo. >XD

"Conbini" is the Japanese shorthand word for "convenience store," and when the drabble request of "Zack, graveyard shift" came, all I could think of was...the conbini. And this was spawned. >XD

Yes, it gets a masterlist, because I just had two more plot bunnies sicced on me (the clones, man. And Yuffie the Shoplifter), and so, yes.

There is an icon, there is a poster, and THERE WILL BE MORE. >XDDDDD

ShinraMart: For All Your Shopping Needs.

The Graveyard Shift - The graveyard shift sucks. Except for when it doesn't.
Smile! - We at ShinraMart want to create a warm, inviting environment, conducive to shopping.
Put It Back - ShinraMart's new anti-shoplifting campaign.
The Five-Finger Discount Girl pt. 1 - Genesis vs. Yuffie, and she really likes those Materia jawbreakers.
The New Guy - The store's got a new guy.
The Five-Finger Discount Girl pt.2 - Now to call in the big guns.
Semaphore Signals by [info]writerzilch (thewriter0 on LJ) - Oh, the things you have to do to try and get free stuff.
The Jenova Cakes Incident by [info]cephy - Jenova Cakes: Just like Mother used to make.
Strategic Retreat - The inventory does have to be done.
The Five-Finger Discount Girl pt.3 - This time it's war.
One-Stop Shopping - TPTB decide that ShinraMart needs a new jingle.
Taste the Flavor by [info]writerzilch - It's all the moogles' fault.
Brothers! ...They're Close - Seph's three little...brothers...come to visit.

I get the feeling, whenever I have a bad day, I'm gonna write Conbiniverse, and seeing as I'm about to become an elementary school teacher...yes. Lots of fic is coming. >XD