Apr. 19th, 2009


Hi, I'm BORED STUPID. I can't manage being upright for more than an hour at a stretch before I go "...lying down now" (yay, side effects) and need to be distracted, especially since the Magic 5% of common sense that saves me from being a complete idiot is telling me I need to stay home tomorrow (I went out to buy groceries, and it was a MISTAKE; I should have ordered another pizza and had the food come to me).

So! Because I can't manage anything that requires "upright" and all of my big fic projects require more thinking than me headachey brain (yay, side effects) can manage but I'm also, yeah, BORED STUPID, one comment drabbles! (I have a laptop, which is why I'm online at all--it goes into the bed with me. :D )

Give me a prompt and I'll write a one-comment drabble.* Any fandom or 'verse I've written for is OK (I'll even entertain crossovers XD ). It will ONLY be one comment, though, even if I have to beat it with a stick.

So, yeah. Give me something to amuse myself with. I will also cheerfully accept drabbles people write for me, because yeah, I am down for the count.

* Until I get tired and have to stop. Which may be at any moment.


Drabble One: Love Advice (FF7, TTYNKAP: Jie, Reno, Auntie Qian. Prompt: First heartbreak from love and Auntie Qian dispenses her advice on the matter) [LJ]

Drabble Two: Sage Advice (FF7:CC, Sephiroth and Genesis. Prompt: Boots, "keep them on".) [LJ]

Drabble Three: Accessory Advice (FF7: Tifa and Aerith. Prompt: Aeris and Tifa discuss Cloud.)

Drabble Four: General Advice (FF7, Puppyverse: Cloud and Sephiroth. Prompt: Seph helping Cloud out so he can get into SOLDIER) [LJ]

Drabble Five: Naming Advice (FF12/KH: Cid and Balthier. Prompt: the best way to name airships.)

Drabble Six: Play Advice (FF7, HC!verse: Zack and Marlene. Prompt: Zack is a big dork who plays Power Rangers.)

Drabble Seven: Health Advice (FF7:CC: Zack and Sephiroth. Prompt: Recuperation)

Drabble Eight: Life Advice (FF7, Puppyverse: Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud. Prompt: Zack decides that he and Cloud need to take Sephiroth out to do something normal, possibly without actually informing either of them before hand.)

Nov. 10th, 2008

What was that about no urge to write? XD

I had this idea while I was taking a shower, and decided to throw it out to y'all for prompts.

Give me a character (or characters), a season, and an adjective or sign of the season (ie, for winter, hot chocolate), and I'll write you a drabble or a fic, depending on how it goes.

ie: Fran, winter, cold (because the reason this was floating in my head was from watching Fran run around in the snow in her thong and thinking, "She must be freezing."

Spring: When a thing is wick, it has a life about it.
1. Cloud, thaw: The Thawwind
2. Zack, blackflies: Bug Lure
3. Fran, "the first one to make a '...like bunnies' joke will not live long enough to regret it": Mating Season

Summer: Fish are jumpin', and the cotton is high.
1. Zack, swimsuits
2. Zack (and/or Loz?), frisbee

Autumn: Thank you so much, for allowing me to have the beauty of the Autumn.
1. Zack, Angeal, harvest moon: Red Moon (lj)
2. Sephiroth, meditation over tea: Busadou [武茶道] (Bonus: audio version
3. Sephiroth and Lazard, scarves

Winter: Snow can wait, I forgot my mittens...
1. Sephiroth, storm: The Road North (lj)
2. degenerating!Genesis, camouflage: ~Always Look On the Bright Side of Life!~
3. Middish!Angeal, not going home for the holidays: ShinRa Policy 109.B (lj)

Bonus! Anyone who can name all of the song lyrics here gets a fic. I will even attempt pr0n if someone can name ALL FOUR. >XD [info]chibirisuchan with her l33t google skills found all four, including the one that's a translation from a Jay Chou song. So she gets a fic, and I'm doomed, because HC, Puppyverse, and the impending KH/FF12/FF:Tactics ficverse attacking me are all HER doing. DOOMED.
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Oct. 17th, 2008

[fic] Those Who Seek One Moment of Peace (FF12/KH)

Title: Those Who Seek One Moment of Peace
Author: joudama
Fandom: Final Fantasy XII/Kingdom Hearts
Rating: worksafe
Warnings: none!
Word count: 743
Summary: The Viera had a saying about this...
A/N: The premise of this is, sadly, running with the terrible, horrible, WTF r u doin retconning Squeenix has done with FF:Tactics for the PSP. By them inserting Balthier into it, they have moved Tactics from about 500 years after FF12 to being about three years after, and, yes, notice how in Tactics there are no races save the humes? Including no Viera? Meaning no FRAN? ...*seethe* I hate you, Squeenix, I hate you so, so much. *seethes more*

...also, this was trying very, very hard to set itself up as something bigger, and NO. I should have run screaming as soon as I found out whose prompt this was (She of the PlotCthulhus). XD I was saved by the plotcthulhu only by having never played Vagrant Story. FEAR if I ever actually play VS and finish the KH games, because I'll probably come back to this scenario and WHERE WILL YOUR GOD BE THEN?


Oh, and the 'Viera language' that the proverb is in is from a conlang I worked on when I was fresh out of college, but modified to fit the trends I noticed in Viera names. Yes, I am a nerd.

Prompt: Fran, Riku, and Sora: extroversion - sometimes, she wished it was legal to use a few carefully placed sedatives on other sentients.

Those Who Seek One Moment of Peace

Oct. 1st, 2008

[Fic] Not Your Average...

Title: Not Your Average...
Fandom: FF12, pre-game
Characters: Balthier/Fran
Rating: worksafe
Word count: 855
Song prompt: *buries face in hands* Wang Leehom - Not Your Average Thug
Summary: This Sky Pirate cannot be contained by mere buttons.
A/N: This is for [info]fictunes, and this is what I get, man. I posted "Not Your Average Thug" as the song for "Pride," and said, and I quote:

...if any of you manage to actually write a fic about this that isn't some kind of crack, I'm not sure if I love you or am really, really afraid of you.

AND THEN OH HAI THAR IRONY, I got bunnied. I am more than mildly horrified that I've written this, especially since this is the song I pull out to illustrate to people why Wang Leehom is a blight upon the earth and must be purged from it with fire. FIRE). Clearly, there is no god and I am beyond all hope. XD;;;

Not Your Average...

...I'm going to bed now. *dies* I hate my brain so much.
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Sep. 7th, 2008

[fic] Dance With the Devil

Title: Dance with the Devil
Author: joudama
Fandom: FF12
Rating: PG
Warnings: Kind of pre-UST, I guess. I dunno.
Word count: 754
Summary: What Fran sees, in the pale moon light.
A/N: This was originally a prompt I came up with for kinkfest, only the stupid thing bunnied me instead. GAH. Mainly because I had a suspicion most people would take my prompt and do it from Balthier's side, and him seeing Fran's darker skin as something exotic. So I did this from her side, inverting the idea that white skin is "normal" and any other color is what's different, and doing it from the POV of someone who sees dark skin as normal and thinks those humes are just too pale. I'm really curious to see if anyone picks up the prompt, and if my suspicions are correct. ...Anyway. ^^; This is pregame.

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moon light? )
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