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OK, this is my fic master list to end all master lists. Everything as I post it will be linked to from this post. So, yeah. The Almighty Master List. Some things aren't linked yet, because I haven't uploaded them to this journal yet. Meh, I'll get to it one of these days. XD

( FF7 )

( FF12 )

( CLAMP )

( Yami no Matsuei )

( Fullmetal Alchemist )

( Metal Gear Solid )

( Grab bag! )

...ye gods. This is where all my time went, isn't it?

Title: A Hope in Hell
Fandom: FF7/The King and the Clown
Rating: R
Prompt: Angeal and Gong-gil with the title, "A Hope in Hell"
Summary: Hope is a hard thing to come by, in both war and 'peace.'
A\N: This is what happens when my two favorite characters collide. "I'll never write a crossover," I once said, Life enjoys making me eat my words.

For no_true_pair; it kind of took on a life of its own.

Part One
When the city of Daerimmun fell, and with it the Chochung province, it was far simpler than they expected.

Part Two
Somehow, ShinRa be damned, he was going to make something better for someone.

Part Three
And while he'd never believed in juin before, he couldn't deny that the patterns here were making him cold.

Part Four
Angeal wondered if maybe he was going a little mad as well.

Part Five
If I'm hearing the rumors, they've spread pretty fucking far.

Part Six
So leave this to those of us who are not nor ever will be heroes...or good men.

Epilogue: In Yeon
Zack had always figured Angeal'd tell him one day, once he got it into his head that Zack really wasn't a wide-eyed little kid who wanted to hear hero stories about the war...but now he'd never know.

Title: In This Together
Fandom: FF7: Crisis Core
Warnings: m/m
Status: WIP, 11 fic total, in theory
Summary: Once upon a time, there were two boys from Banora.
A/N: *throws hands in the air* I don't even know where this came from. I blame Genesis, Cockroach of ShinRa.

1. A Series of Firsts - As long as they were together, she figured, everything would be fine.
2. Temper Tantrums and Breaking Pencils - In the end, Genesis won.
3. Make It Up - One day, he'd make it up to him.
4. Something to Prove - This was all his fault. None of it was his fault.
5. On the Road - It's not just me; we're a stubborn pair.
6. Letters Home - Well, he said he'd write.
7. The Scorched-Earth Policy - There were some sounds that Sephiroth never wanted to hear. Ever.
8. Follow the Leader - Angeal really regrets letting Genesis have the keys when they appropriated that Wutai truck. (BONUS AU OMAKE!!1!)
9. Three's a Crowd - Two is Company, but three, well, you know what they say about that.
10. Break It Down - You have to just break it up and break it down, because you can't go back.
11. Going It Alone - Sometimes you just have to go it alone.

Title: Harrow Children
Fandom: FF7 (Advent Children)
Warnings: AU. Also, epic.
Status: WIP
Summary: The line between the quick and the dead is thin and blurred, and some fragments of memories live on past death.
Prompt: Zack lives!Advent Children AU.
A/N: Blame chibirisuchan for this. It's all her fault. This is her birthdayfic, after all.

Prologue
status: complete
[750 words]

Part the First | section 2 | section 3 | section 4
status: complete
[21,000 words]

Part the Second
status: in progress
[approx. 15,000 words]

Part the Third
status: in progress
[approx. 2,350 words]

Epilogue
status: in progress
[approx. 1,650 words]

Omake!, aka Why DoC Happens More Or Less The Exact Same. XD
status: ...more or less done.
[approx. 1,700 words]

Happy-ending!verse b-day fic: Cooking with Zack
status: done
[approx. 1,780ish]


And *squee*! Fanart!
Cloud by dogmatix_san on LJ (insanejournal mirror) - This is, like, perfect. It's so HC!Cloud, it really is. *hearts*

This masterlist is NOWHERE NEAR COMPLETE. I will be adding chapters to it as I get things planned out. This fic is going to be massive and has only just started tiptoeing its way out of preplanning stages, and so I can finally post the beginnings of what's coming.

Unparalleled Under Heaven (天下無雙)
Prologue: That History Is Already Blurred [那歷史已模糊] - He is the Silver Dragon, unparalleled under Heaven.

Chapter One: The Far-Off Flute [遠方的橫笛] - The cost of remaking the world is paid by the weak.

Chapter Two: Who Is It That Weeps? [是誰在哭] - And strong sow the seeds of their own destruction.

A lot more chapters are coming--there are three other chapter titles I have set, and I know the big thing that's going to happen in each of them, but I can't list them yet because I don't know the chapter numbers yet. *cries* My free time...

Nope, this is not the post with the notes. Why? Because right now, it is full of massive spoilers. Rather, this is going to be the masterlist, because it's getting to be too long for people to really want to read at one sitting, and I think it'd work better as separate posts. Especially since some stuff I can post and have it not be spoilery, and I can post notes after some chapters to give background.

Also, I think entirely too much. Because holy hell, the length of these notes. *death*

Joudama Explains It All: TTYNKAP edition

I. The Naming of Cats Things is a Serious Matter
II. Light and Shadow: the 'lost' scenes
III. A Brief History of Gaia: Wutai
IV: The World of the Wutai Clans, aka "'Don Corneo'?! The hell?!"
V: The Psychology of Reno, aka "Not Your Average Thug"

I can go ahead and post part three now, if any one is interested--it's actually completely non-spoiler. Imagine that. >XD

Because I've had the feeling for a while the kinkfest challenges I took were going to grow into something, and after writing "Malkhut," I realized I really wanted to keep going with it past the three kinkfest fic, because there was so much there and it was something that was going to challenge me. Plus, research. Lots and lots of research. ^^;;;

And I need something to work on for the days when my brain is going on overdrive. TTYNKAP is my main FF7 project, but me and my ADHD can't focus on jack for long, so ShinraMart is for when I need crack, and Ein Sof is for when I'm in massive overthinking mode. XD

All of these stories are based on the Kabbalah and the Tree of Life. It's mainly focused on Lurianic Kabbalah, mainly because that's where my research has led me. Yay!

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Title: Ein Sof
Fandom: FF7
Pairings/Characters: Sephiroth/Cloud, Sephiroth/Kadaj, Loz/Yazoo/Kadaj, et. al

( Ein Sof. )

When drabbles go WRONG, yo. >XD

"Conbini" is the Japanese shorthand word for "convenience store," and when the drabble request of "Zack, graveyard shift" came, all I could think of was...the conbini. And this was spawned. >XD

Yes, it gets a masterlist, because I just had two more plot bunnies sicced on me (the clones, man. And Yuffie the Shoplifter), and so, yes.

There is an icon, there is a poster, and THERE WILL BE MORE. >XDDDDD

ShinraMart: For All Your Shopping Needs.

The Graveyard Shift - The graveyard shift sucks. Except for when it doesn't.
Smile! - We at ShinraMart want to create a warm, inviting environment, conducive to shopping.
Put It Back - ShinraMart's new anti-shoplifting campaign.
The Five-Finger Discount Girl pt. 1 - Genesis vs. Yuffie, and she really likes those Materia jawbreakers.
The New Guy - The store's got a new guy.
The Five-Finger Discount Girl pt.2 - Now to call in the big guns.
Semaphore Signals by writerzilch (thewriter0 on LJ) - Oh, the things you have to do to try and get free stuff.
The Jenova Cakes Incident by cephy - Jenova Cakes: Just like Mother used to make.
Strategic Retreat - The inventory does have to be done.
The Five-Finger Discount Girl pt.3 - This time it's war.
One-Stop Shopping - TPTB decide that ShinraMart needs a new jingle.
Taste the Flavor by writerzilch - It's all the moogles' fault.
Brothers! ...They're Close - Seph's three little...brothers...come to visit.

I get the feeling, whenever I have a bad day, I'm gonna write Conbiniverse, and seeing as I'm about to become an elementary school teacher...yes. Lots of fic is coming. >XD

As I upload the fic, I'll revise the masterlist. It's just gonna take me a while to upload everything, since this thing is long. *death*

Fandom: CCS/X crossover
Fic summary: It's 1999, and the CCS happy ending is unraveling during the End of the World.

Prologue:
Sakura no Ki no Shita e - I

Dream:
Ch. 1 - Kono inochi no yume no naka ni - I
Ch. 2 - Omoide no tame ni - I
Annex I: Hearth
Ch. 3 - Wo de - I/ ni de - i

Fracture:
Ch. 4 - Omoide no tame ni II
Annex II: God
Ch. 5 - Kono inochi no yume no naka ni II
Interlude: Sakura no ki no shita e II
Ch. 6 - Wo de II/ ni de ii

Wane:
Ch. 7 - Omoide no tame ni III
Annex III: Love
Ch. 8 - Wo de III/ni de iii
Ch. 9 - Kono inochi no yume no naka ni III

Guardian:
Ch. 10 - Omoide no tame ni IV
Annex III: Choice
Ch. 11 - Wo de IV/ni de iv
Ch. 12 - Kono inochi no yume no naka e IV

Epilogue: Sakura no ki no shita e III

Yay, the masterlist for all the chapters in The Things You Never Knew About People.

Title: The Things You Never Knew About People
Fandom: Final Fantasy 7, Turkfic [Reno backstory]
Fic Summary: You'd be amazed, really, the things you never knew about people.

1 - Flawless
Elena likes horror flicks, Rude has a sweet tooth, and Reno, well, Reno is a rather cunning linguist.
status: complete; 2,044 words

2 - 笨蛋 Ben dan [Stupid Egg]
In the end, the first words they figured out together were "stupid" and "ben dan."
status: complete; 803 words

3 - Half
He was surprised to learn he didn't know half so much as he thought.
status: complete; 1,834 words

4 - 花炮 Hua pao [Things That Go Boom]
Reno really likes things that go boom.
status: complete; 8,739 words

5 - Orders
Orders are orders.
status: complete; 4,306 words

6 - 注音 Zhu yin [Bopomofo]
His stupid is infecting the other!
status: complete; 5,870 words

7 - Serious
You could tell, the exact moment when Reno got serious.
status: complete; 10,208 words

8 - 工作 Gong zuo [Get A Job]
It was never a good sign, when she stopped hitting and started smiling.
status: complete; 10,106 words

9 - Roadtrip
Oh, I just told them to fuck their moms.
status: complete; 14,635 words

10 - 失去 Shi qu [Losing It All]
You're gonna have to start calling me 'ge-ge.'
status: *fingers in ears LALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALA*

11 - Revenge
Sometimes, it's personal.
status: in progress

12 - 潛龍 Qian long [The Hidden Dragon]
Not everyone has ShinRa backing, and bullets are expensive.
status: editing

Epilogue - Noodles
He had no high hopes for Reno's idea of "cooking."
status: complete, but y'all aren't seeing it any time soon. XD

尾聲 Weisheng - 回來 Hui lai [Going Back]
He had to go and be a nosy bastard.
status: in progress


Omake!

Weaknesses - The drabble that inadvertently started this whole thing. I wrote it as a drabble for writerzilch, and later we were chatting about it, and about what other things that you never knew about the Turks, and it was all downhill from there. XD
The Things That Never Happened to People - Pretty much like the name implies, five things that never happened, but if they had, would have changed the course of things completely.
The Author's Notes - In which joudama proves herself an anal-retentive nerd of the highest caliber.