I have no idea how good I may be at this, since when I write I tend to do the "falling into the hole in the paper" thing Stephen King wrote about in "Misery," but hey.
Pick a paragraph/passage of under 500 words from any story I've written and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, what's going on in the characters' heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, or anything else that you'd expect to find on a DVD commentary track.
And just cause, a snippit from fic I'm working on:
Sephiroth had made the assumption that the kitten would eventually give up on scratching at the door.
It did not.
Or rather, it did give up...and switched to yowling. At approximately 3:42 a.m.
Sephiroth stumbled out of his bed and over to the door where the kitten was yowling. He picked it up by the scruff of its neck and stared it dead in the eyes.
The kitten stared back.
"He doesn't need to know, or you need to rewrite the past? It's a lot easier on you, isn't it, if you can pretend what happened didn't," Tifa said with a sickeningly sweet smile, her voice still held to a low whisper. "If Cloud doesn't remember, you can forget. Makes things a lot easier, doesn't it?"
Zack was so angry that he was shaking. "Tifa, when in Hel's name did you turn into such a bitch?"
"Probably about the same time you turned into such a coward," Tifa shot back, crossing her arms and raising an eyebrow.