Sep. 27th, 2015

[fic] FF7 Puppyverse: Puppy Chow

Title: Puppy Chow 
Author: joudama 
Fandom: FF7:CC AU 
Status: 3/8 
Summary: Puppies have to eat! 
A/N: *buries face in hands* This is all chibirisuchan's fault. Her and her plotcthulhus. *grump* And I've given up on trying to think of a real name for this series.  So it's officially Puppyverse. ^^;; And every title in the series will have some kind of 'dog' reference, because I'm a dork. XD;; 
This is a filler story; it's there more as set-up than anything really happening.  Thus...plot?  Whassat? XD;;; 
Also, chibirisuchan made recipes for the food mentioned here!  So if you want to try to cook any of the food from Zack's hometown, hee hee, you can
Puppy Chow )


Aug. 10th, 2010


I totally tried to write more of both TTYNKAP and Puppyverse, and my ficbrain gave me the middle finger. Hell, it gave me the middle finger trying to write necessary plot-type stuff for HC. XD;;;;

Anyway, I need to get back into writing, but since my ficbrain is being tetchy and not quite getting into the writing groove (everything I write feels vaguely off, y'know?), I'm putting up a challenge for one-comment fic. Anything Compilation of FF7 or anything in jou!canon is game--I figure I need to prime the pump a bit before I can get back into my big projects since I haven't written anything of note in months. ;_;

So, prompts? I'll write up to five. :D

1. Puppyverse: Cloud's birthday party.
2. TTYKNAP - Reno, cuddling
3. HC - How'd Zack get that bike again?
4. Middish!verse: Mama's matzahballs
5. Puppyverse - "Ever notice that 'what the hell' is always the right decision?"

Apr. 19th, 2009


Hi, I'm BORED STUPID. I can't manage being upright for more than an hour at a stretch before I go "...lying down now" (yay, side effects) and need to be distracted, especially since the Magic 5% of common sense that saves me from being a complete idiot is telling me I need to stay home tomorrow (I went out to buy groceries, and it was a MISTAKE; I should have ordered another pizza and had the food come to me).

So! Because I can't manage anything that requires "upright" and all of my big fic projects require more thinking than me headachey brain (yay, side effects) can manage but I'm also, yeah, BORED STUPID, one comment drabbles! (I have a laptop, which is why I'm online at all--it goes into the bed with me. :D )

Give me a prompt and I'll write a one-comment drabble.* Any fandom or 'verse I've written for is OK (I'll even entertain crossovers XD ). It will ONLY be one comment, though, even if I have to beat it with a stick.

So, yeah. Give me something to amuse myself with. I will also cheerfully accept drabbles people write for me, because yeah, I am down for the count.

* Until I get tired and have to stop. Which may be at any moment.


Drabble One: Love Advice (FF7, TTYNKAP: Jie, Reno, Auntie Qian. Prompt: First heartbreak from love and Auntie Qian dispenses her advice on the matter) [LJ]

Drabble Two: Sage Advice (FF7:CC, Sephiroth and Genesis. Prompt: Boots, "keep them on".) [LJ]

Drabble Three: Accessory Advice (FF7: Tifa and Aerith. Prompt: Aeris and Tifa discuss Cloud.)

Drabble Four: General Advice (FF7, Puppyverse: Cloud and Sephiroth. Prompt: Seph helping Cloud out so he can get into SOLDIER) [LJ]

Drabble Five: Naming Advice (FF12/KH: Cid and Balthier. Prompt: the best way to name airships.)

Drabble Six: Play Advice (FF7, HC!verse: Zack and Marlene. Prompt: Zack is a big dork who plays Power Rangers.)

Drabble Seven: Health Advice (FF7:CC: Zack and Sephiroth. Prompt: Recuperation)

Drabble Eight: Life Advice (FF7, Puppyverse: Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud. Prompt: Zack decides that he and Cloud need to take Sephiroth out to do something normal, possibly without actually informing either of them before hand.)

Feb. 28th, 2009

[fic] Puppyverse: Pavlov's Dog

Title: Pavlov's Dog
Fandom: FF7 AU
Rating: G
Status: 2/?!
Warnings: Bodily fluids, and not of the happy fun kind.
Word count: ~6500
Summary: In which Sephiroth develops something of a conditioned response.
A/N: This is an AU based off of *buries face in hands* "The Problem With Puppies." You have to have read that before you get this, but short version, Nibelheim doesn't happen because of...well, you'll see. OH GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! ...somehow, I blame [info]chibirisuchan for this. Because it is always her fault. Always. >XD And this is a wee bit truncated, I admit that upfront--it hit 16 pages and I figured that was enough. ^^;;

Pavlov's Puppy )

Aug. 19th, 2008

Puppyverse masterlist

...I hate all of you because you are filthy, steenkin' enablers. :p

*buries face in hands* As soon as 'puppyverse' came to me, I knew I was doomed.

Just as I'm thinking "This is so not my fault," the song I'm listening to goes "I couldn't help it, it's all your fault." [info]chibirisuchan, I'm still looking at you and your plotcthulhus for this. SO not my fault. Plotcthulhu. Yeah.

Title: pffft, like i know yet. Right now it's just "the puppyverse" in my head. I'll think of something legit eventually. Or not. *throws hands in the air* Not my fault. XD
Warnings: AU where Nibelheim got, um, yeah. Trust me, it's Reno's fault. Also, crack-tinged...something.
Status: WIP, and I don't even know where it's going. Don't ask me. XD
Summary: Sephiroth has acquired a puppy. Because someone has to take over for Angeal.

The Problem with Puppies - The problem with puppies is that they eat, well, everything.
Pavlov's Dog - In which Sephiroth develops a conditioned response.
Puppy Chow - Puppies require special food.
Old Dogs and New Tricks - Sometimes you can teach an old dog new tricks.
Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails - That's what little SOLDIERs are made of.
Puppy Love
Obedience School
Slipping the Leash - The Gongaga Incident
And Let Loose the Hounds of War - And now it's war.

...plotcthulhu. yeah.
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Jul. 12th, 2008

[fic] The Problem With Puppies

Title: The Problem with Puppies
Author: joudama
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: G
Warnings: Crackilicious! Also, AU. JUST BECAUSE. YAY CANON GETTING FUCKED. >XD Also, this contains bodily fluids, but not the happy fun kind. >XDDDD
Word count: 1,313
Summary: The problem with puppies is that they eat, well, everything.
A/N: Happy b-day, [info]chibirisuchan! Your real b-day fic is coming, but for now... XD
Prompt: Sephiroth finding out there is more than one reason why Angeal calls Zack a puppy.

The Problem With Puppies. )