joudama scribbling

Hi, I'm BORED STUPID. I can't manage being upright for more than an hour at a stretch before I go "...lying down now" (yay, side effects) and need to be distracted, especially since the Magic 5% of common sense that saves me from being a complete idiot is telling me I need to stay home tomorrow (I went out to buy groceries, and it was a MISTAKE; I should have ordered another pizza and had the food come to me).

So! Because I can't manage anything that requires "upright" and all of my big fic projects require more thinking than me headachey brain (yay, side effects) can manage but I'm also, yeah, BORED STUPID, one comment drabbles! (I have a laptop, which is why I'm online at all--it goes into the bed with me. :D )

Give me a prompt and I'll write a one-comment drabble.* Any fandom or 'verse I've written for is OK (I'll even entertain crossovers XD ). It will ONLY be one comment, though, even if I have to beat it with a stick.

So, yeah. Give me something to amuse myself with. I will also cheerfully accept drabbles people write for me, because yeah, I am down for the count.

* Until I get tired and have to stop. Which may be at any moment.

ETA:

Drabble One: Love Advice (FF7, TTYNKAP: Jie, Reno, Auntie Qian. Prompt: First heartbreak from love and Auntie Qian dispenses her advice on the matter) [LJ]

Drabble Two: Sage Advice (FF7:CC, Sephiroth and Genesis. Prompt: Boots, "keep them on".) [LJ]

Drabble Three: Accessory Advice (FF7: Tifa and Aerith. Prompt: Aeris and Tifa discuss Cloud.)

Drabble Four: General Advice (FF7, Puppyverse: Cloud and Sephiroth. Prompt: Seph helping Cloud out so he can get into SOLDIER) [LJ]

Drabble Five: Naming Advice (FF12/KH: Cid and Balthier. Prompt: the best way to name airships.)

Drabble Six: Play Advice (FF7, HC!verse: Zack and Marlene. Prompt: Zack is a big dork who plays Power Rangers.)

Drabble Seven: Health Advice (FF7:CC: Zack and Sephiroth. Prompt: Recuperation)

Drabble Eight: Life Advice (FF7, Puppyverse: Sephiroth, Zack, and Cloud. Prompt: Zack decides that he and Cloud need to take Sephiroth out to do something normal, possibly without actually informing either of them before hand.)

Title: Pavlov's Dog
Fandom: FF7 AU
Rating: G
Status: 2/?!
Warnings: Bodily fluids, and not of the happy fun kind.
Word count: ~6500
Summary: In which Sephiroth develops something of a conditioned response.
A/N: This is an AU based off of *buries face in hands* "The Problem With Puppies." You have to have read that before you get this, but short version, Nibelheim doesn't happen because of...well, you'll see. OH GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! ...somehow, I blame chibirisuchan for this. Because it is always her fault. Always. >XD And this is a wee bit truncated, I admit that upfront--it hit 16 pages and I figured that was enough. ^^;;

( Pavlov's Puppy )

...I hate all of you because you are filthy, steenkin' enablers. :p

*buries face in hands* As soon as 'puppyverse' came to me, I knew I was doomed.

Just as I'm thinking "This is so not my fault," the song I'm listening to goes "I couldn't help it, it's all your fault." chibirisuchan, I'm still looking at you and your plotcthulhus for this. SO not my fault. Plotcthulhu. Yeah.

Title: pffft, like i know yet. Right now it's just "the puppyverse" in my head. I'll think of something legit eventually. Or not. *throws hands in the air* Not my fault. XD
Warnings: AU where Nibelheim got, um, yeah. Trust me, it's Reno's fault. Also, crack-tinged...something.
Status: WIP, and I don't even know where it's going. Don't ask me. XD
Summary: Sephiroth has acquired a puppy. Because someone has to take over for Angeal.

The Problem with Puppies - The problem with puppies is that they eat, well, everything.
Pavlov's Dog - In which Sephiroth develops a conditioned response.
Puppy Chow - Puppies require special food.
Old Dogs and New Tricks - Sometimes you can teach an old dog new tricks.
Snips and Snails and Puppy Dog Tails - That's what little SOLDIERs are made of.
Puppy Love
Obedience School
Slipping the Leash - The Gongaga Incident
And Let Loose the Hounds of War - And now it's war.

...plotcthulhu. yeah.

Title: The Problem with Puppies
Author: joudama
Fandom: Final Fantasy VII
Rating: G
Warnings: Crackilicious! Also, AU. JUST BECAUSE. YAY CANON GETTING FUCKED. >XD Also, this contains bodily fluids, but not the happy fun kind. >XDDDD
Word count: 1,313
Summary: The problem with puppies is that they eat, well, everything.
A/N: Happy b-day, chibirisuchan! Your real b-day fic is coming, but for now... XD
Prompt: Sephiroth finding out there is more than one reason why Angeal calls Zack a puppy.

( The Problem With Puppies. )